Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.
by Eneunoic September 25, 2021
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Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.


Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
by Remakulingo March 10, 2009
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Slimey snail dick

When you eat scrgo and you don't know if its male or female
by Unknown#390 June 13, 2024
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Mad Snail

The feeling you get when you're stuck walking behind a slow person in the hallway, you're mad, and you're walking as slow as a snail.
damn, I was stuck behind a group of little kids, they made me a mad snail
by HalfPrince January 28, 2017
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Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 07, 2022
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Texas Snail Trail

When a girl eats a pound of chipotle beans and sits on your face.
Bro that girl gave me the craziest Texas Snail Trail (TST) last week.
by Realmafia124 February 24, 2024
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