After a long night of drinking some top shelf Canadian Hunter whisky, my friend passed out and I gave him the "Arabian Ski Goggles" and took a picture
by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010
When a person with a full-time professional career (i.e. doctor, engineer, lawyer) spends all their extra money and free time on high end ski gear and ski trips. Professional ski bums live for winter and will spend any amount of money and PTO to indulge their powder hound desires. Within reason. Professional ski bums are differentiated from regular ski bums by their desires to also own a home, have a girlfriend, a nice car, a career, a retirement plan, and to smell nice.
Professional Ski Bum 1: I have saved up 20 days of PTO! We should take a killer trip to Chamonix this season!
Professional Ski Bum 2: I just bought a pair of skis during the DPS Dreamtime that would make shredding Chamonix sick!
Co-worker: So what are you doing this weekend?
Professional Ski Bum: I'm going skiing.
Co-worker: Skiing? But it's the middle of August!? It hasn't snowed for months, and it won't snow for a few weeks more!
Professional Ski Bum: Uhh, it's winter in Patagonia, and Bariloche is supposed to get close to 2 feet! FYI, I won't be in the office on Monday. Or Tuesday. And possibly Wednesday.
Professional Ski Bum 2: I just bought a pair of skis during the DPS Dreamtime that would make shredding Chamonix sick!
Co-worker: So what are you doing this weekend?
Professional Ski Bum: I'm going skiing.
Co-worker: Skiing? But it's the middle of August!? It hasn't snowed for months, and it won't snow for a few weeks more!
Professional Ski Bum: Uhh, it's winter in Patagonia, and Bariloche is supposed to get close to 2 feet! FYI, I won't be in the office on Monday. Or Tuesday. And possibly Wednesday.
by Helluva Engineer September 11, 2019
A Mexican Ski Lift is a sex position, it's when you wrap your penis in sandpaper and conduct in anal sex. Leaving your partner is excrutiating pain.
by TheyKnowMeAsTheAnon October 04, 2010
When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.
Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.
A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.
Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?
Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.
Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?
Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
by The Prospect December 12, 2013
when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.
by alicandrewg September 20, 2012
Ski Team spoken really fast is said to sound like "Skeet Skeet", however, most members of ski teams across America (and in some parts of Europe) deny this. A few have come forward and admitted a double meaning, but nobody has confirmed the actual meaning of the words.
Often used in conjuction with a hand signal in which, palm facing in, the middle and ring finger are held in by the thumb and index and pinky are held upright.
Often used in conjuction with a hand signal in which, palm facing in, the middle and ring finger are held in by the thumb and index and pinky are held upright.
by J dizzle fo shiiiizlle August 06, 2005
by Oatttt July 30, 2011