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Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
mugGet the Rooster Sconemug.
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mugGet the <.3.4.3.>Xiphoids Are Consolidated Water Mixed With Tulips To Get YOur BAck Smacked By Chicken And ROoster FOr Botanic Lung Tissues On Oak Treees FOr Immortal ANd Immortality<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.
Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.
by Steady_1 November 23, 2023
mugGet the Roosteredmug.

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.
Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.
by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012
mugGet the rooster smashedmug.

Ass Rooster

When someone in your house farts so loud that it wakes you up in the morning.
I was woken up this morning by my Tom's ass rooster.
by JayMan2018 November 19, 2018
mugGet the Ass Roostermug.

the young rooster

this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.
mugGet the the young roostermug.

Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken
Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross
by Jayyythecoach May 3, 2020
mugGet the Choking the roostermug.

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