A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.
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She can say whatever about last night, but I did whatever I could to get outta that River Cooter asap before it swallowed me alive. I had to take 2 showers to feel clean.
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Get the River Phoenix mug.Forked River (Lacey)- A town filled with Karen's (and he-Karens) that cop call when you light off a firework and make their dog bark. They also call if dogs bark. Known for our "Lacey Chatter" where the community comes together to bitch and moan about our town and bad driving. People here are typically in a rush and have a bad attitude. We also like to block traffic on main roads just to get our Dunkin fix! Forked River does have beautiful parks and playgrounds the local teens like to trash and piss all over, and the local druggies like to leave their needles. Who doesn't love a quick jab of hepatitis?
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
*Fun fact- you can drive into someone's home in Forked River with your car, and only receive a careless driving and failure to maintain lane ticket. Drive well, or not. You'll be featured on the Chatter either way.
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"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
"Oh nothing, I drove through Forked River and got the cops called on me because my dog was barking, while I was setting off fireworks, blocking traffic for my Dunkin Donuts.. I ended up on the Lacey Chatter!"
by KNSLY2 April 29, 2021
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A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.
Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.
by 24khoss October 17, 2013
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