river ting

a river but in a road man civilized area.

yo madi there's a river ting over there wanna smash over there like always ygm bbg

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd October 23, 2018

Rivers of Buckets

show of exasperation, frustration; phrase indicates agitation and/or sorrow. The phrase came to be in early 19th century Germany when Wilhelm Schwarz could not cross his hometown river because an anomaly of buckets appeared in the waterway. Term became slang in modern Germany (Fluesse Eimer!) and has thusly spread to the world.

Rivers of buckets, I left my child in the attic!
That's such a load of rivers of buckets!

by B.K. Major July 13, 2014

river is dry

the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation

Person1: dude lets go down the mall

Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"

Person1:your right theres no girl in sight

by Pro fishrman January 9, 2011

Austin Rivers

a really hot guy who’s number 25 on the houston rockets

me “ yo did you see Austin Rivers make that 3 pointer,”

friend “oh yeah bro, so rad”

by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019

river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.

Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me

by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017

River Island

Popular shop of the British species known as chav. Better quality than Primark and Matalan.

Saw two chavs outside River Island in town the other day having a brawl. It were reyt funny

by TheWickedBitchIsDead January 11, 2022

Kicked in the River

When you kick someone from a Skype call, add them back, and their audio quality turns to shit.

Nick: Hey, look who has master rights?
Adrian: Who?
--Nick removed Adrian from the call--
Adrian: (muffled) Fuck you
Nick: Sounds like you got kicked in the river!

by Nikola's Trampoline May 31, 2014