Michael

Slang for weed. To be used when discretion is necessary.

yo we gonna kick it with michael tonight?

by Nobody so why do you care? December 14, 2010

Michael

Michael most definitely has the biggest penis to ever exist, so big in fact that other men hide when hearing his name out of fear that their winkles might fall off at the sight of his camel tail.

Whoa Michaels here we can smell the Sahara because his Camel tail is so big

by Fatwinkle July 18, 2018

Michael

Piece of shitttt

Michael sucks

by Handle handle December 20, 2017

Michael

A guy loves dick anytype of dick he can get his hands on

Oh wow that guy is such a Michael

by Iamnotagod January 3, 2019

michael

a person with a 100000000 inch dick

your a michael

by ranel fucktard November 21, 2017

Michael

Michael is a creepy guy so be careful approaching one. Personalities on Michaels can differ from a homosexual to a future psychopath. If you are in a relationship with a Michael or know one, keep a distance or find out there back story. You never know what there actions can lead to. If your miss or mr popular, take a massive step back from michaels for they can drag your reputation down faster than you can ran away from a Michael when he chases you home.

Bella: oh my god heather! A Michael just stole my money and squirting his face puss all over my arms!

Heather: I told you to stay away from michaels...

by HeatherT March 5, 2014

Michael

A boy that will give you PTSD from his problems.

Becky: "What happened with you and Michael?"
Chrissy: "Stuff I can't talk about."

by immacreeper123 June 24, 2019