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government flu

Another name for COVID-19, popular among Republicans
"Mom tested positive for the government flu yesterday."
by deSuperNoodle March 2, 2022
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Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
mugGet the Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?mug.

Bigboy Government

It is a law from the bigboy Government.
by Nomadsmarim April 8, 2020
mugGet the Bigboy Governmentmug.

Governing

being fucky, making peoples lives harder, messing with your shit, etc
Anyway, President Obama is going to have to change his style of governing.
by eydsh August 7, 2018
mugGet the Governingmug.

Government

An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights
Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you
by James "Papa" Hetfield July 29, 2022
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Provincial government court

Provincial government court Weapon restrictions used to facilitate torture and murder 1
Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape using Nazi oppression threw provincial government court
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
mugGet the Provincial government courtmug.

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