Friend 1: Mate wouldn’t it be so funny if I interrupted Russell Crowes speech and called him a ‘GOAT’!
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
by Russell Goat December 15, 2022
A person who speaks controversial truth with fervour while giving off the energy of a Sunday morning televangelist.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
A person who speaks their version of the truth with anger and gusto while giving one the feeling that they are being preached to by a televangelist.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
by dfrewsd November 07, 2022
A muscular guy who once had his own game series is now a smash bros legend who is only known for smash bros now. He is like the second fastest and the number one coolest ever. He is at the level of a god and maybe more.
by GOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU September 21, 2018
Noun. The bird of prey, the falcon, is noted as not being able to see through water, mist, and rainfall, but a only poorly. Noted for making swift dives in flight, but generally they have poor accuracy at tracking moving objects and miss quite often biting prey till they reach surface level. Hence, Fall con-Artist. Their diving ability is swift yet not profitable.
Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.
If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.
Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.
Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.
If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.
Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.
by EsquireUnderARock February 22, 2022
by WCC 23 September 09, 2023