John's in his bedroom blowing his own trumpet.
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
Are you big enough to be capable of blowing your own trumpet?
by Cheesehoven June 8, 2007
Get the blowing your own trumpet mug.A saying which implies that there was no intent to offend someone. Made popular by psychedelic pop group Danielson on the album Ships. Can also be used when one is unsure of whether or not harm was done by an offhanded comment.
Jerry: Oh I know I hated those kids, in fact I hated anyone who had a pony growing up
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
Manya: I Had a pony
Jerry: Sorry, did I step on your trumpet?
that would've saved Manya.
by rocktopuss February 23, 2006
Get the Did i step on your trumpet? mug.by Da_keyboard_defier May 2, 2020
Get the Ducky Trumpet mug.The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow
by Seozy January 16, 2018
Get the Silver Trumpet mug.The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
Get the Chilly Trumpet mug.When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.
Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!
by jims gooning May 13, 2025
Get the Trumpet of Patriots mug.The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.
by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024
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