starfish stabber

A man or woman who prefers the poop pipe.

I was drugged by a starfish stabber. Some starfish stabber's are blocking the road.

by jerk store June 13, 2023

Renee’s Starfish

The asshole of the most perfect woman in the world

I dove underwater and saw don kissing renee’s starfish

by Ronesco995 July 16, 2021

the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.

"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

quivering starfish

A starfish... That is quivering.

Nick - "What's up with that starfish? It's moving around strangely."

Justin - "That's a quivering starfish! Quick! Make a wish!"

by brosephbryan December 26, 2015

Cajun Starfish

The act in which a lit cigar is extinguished in a partner's asshole; this act is immediately followed by anal intercourse.

Steve gave me a Cajun Starfish last Tuesday and my asshole has been burning for days!!

by Big Syxxx September 4, 2011

Starfishing

Being sexually assaulted by Chris Hardwick

Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.

by cdf12345 June 17, 2018

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023