A man you can see on bio, who has some serious cabbage, and who looks like he stapled sideburns to his forehead.
by Class Kimmel #2 November 21, 2015
A character from the game heavy rain, a "detective"who suffers from athsma, trying to find evidence of the origami killer, in the beginning he meets a prostitute named Lauren winter, and later partners with her (no not that partner even though she is a prostitute) but at the end of the game *spoiler* it is revealed that, Scot Shelby is actually, the origami killer, he was trying to get evidence for the origami killer, so he can destroy it, he knows how to not get caught because, infact he used to be a cop and the way he gets children is to pretend to be police officer to trick children into death, he does it by trapping them in some sort of container, and waits for it to fill up with rain water, Scott does this because his brother died in a similar way, possibly traumatizing him, causing him to go crazy. Scott's original name was John Sheppard.
by The classic memer July 25, 2018
With mere seconds remaining before heading out to lunch with co-workers, a co-worker decides to use the restroom, thus delaying lunch another 3 minutes for the entire entourage whose stomachs ar growling ferociously for a bean and cheese.
I told Jose not to Pull-a-Scott right as I pressed the elevator button, but he did it anyway, and we got to the restaurant late missing out on adobada and Julio was nowhere to be found.
by Jerry McGaffin October 13, 2021
Person 1: Hey listen to this song by Alter Bridge.
Person 2: Wow, it's pretty great! The guitarist is heavenly, the vocalist is great, but tell me, who is the drummer?
Person 1: It's Scott Phillips. Cool dude.
Person 2: Wow, it's pretty great! The guitarist is heavenly, the vocalist is great, but tell me, who is the drummer?
Person 1: It's Scott Phillips. Cool dude.
by SaraTheMythicalBeast August 14, 2016
Dang did you see how just made jesus the daughter of Hillary Clinton.
Yeah man it made total sense
Of course becuase jesus has 5 letters and Hillary has 7 and if you do 7-5 you get 2 and 2’s a even number.
Yup two is a even number and if you multiply it by 3 it equals six and there is 6 letters in Hillary and Christ.
Man that’s all the evidence I need. tTme to go vote for jesus’ s monther for the election!
And it’s all thanks to that’ good ol’ Scott logic
Yeah man it made total sense
Of course becuase jesus has 5 letters and Hillary has 7 and if you do 7-5 you get 2 and 2’s a even number.
Yup two is a even number and if you multiply it by 3 it equals six and there is 6 letters in Hillary and Christ.
Man that’s all the evidence I need. tTme to go vote for jesus’ s monther for the election!
And it’s all thanks to that’ good ol’ Scott logic
by NotAThotScott March 15, 2018
A relationship in which a great journey involving many social obstacles (exes, family, etc) must be taken before it can be initiated.
Person 1: God damn, being with Rebecca's such a scott pilgrimage; I've had to go through her parents and 3 of her exes and we haven't even kissed!
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry
Person 2: Aw shit dude I'm so sorry
by Mogax December 23, 2014
Person 1: Hey you know Jonah Scott?
Person 2: Oh you mean the #1 voice actor and twitch streamer on the planet? Of course!
Person 2: Oh you mean the #1 voice actor and twitch streamer on the planet? Of course!
by Raider one one January 13, 2021