A random Ryan at 12 am looking through Urban Dictionary and finding searching his name. He found a whole lot of super nice definitions and found most of them to be right, except for only two things, his height and the fact that he has a girlfriend, because he's gay. Though he did find one result with his last name that was discouraging, but with what people irl say and what definitions say here, he didn't mind it, he knew it wasn't him specifically. He is now happy after reading all those and is gonna sleep well tonight
"Man these definitions of my names are so sweet, but everything is creepily accurate to what people in real life say about Ryan."
by Rush075 March 9, 2020

Ryan, a guy who loves a baby mama, his addiction is tittys and needs the milk in his coffee every morning.
A single Ryan is always on the lookout for young mums in cars with a baby seat in the back.
A single Ryan is always on the lookout for young mums in cars with a baby seat in the back.
by Ispeakthetuth12345 February 2, 2022

by Retarded_cats June 15, 2018

This kid is probably gay but he won't admit it. Gaby likes him but doesn't want anyone to know it. He used to be fat but starved himself and is now skinny. He dated Elle for some reason, don't know why.
by Chris__420 March 1, 2019

The funniest son of a gun you'll ever meet, but don't get to close, he might try to eat you or something.
by lemondrop420 December 14, 2019

Ryans are smart boys who know Bellas are the most beautiful girls, according to Urban Dictionary, and will be in high demand for homecoming. So he asked her before school started.
by Jeffcollinsart August 25, 2019
