packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;

I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.

by CtC May 30, 2014

jocks pudding

An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.

Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*

Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!

by UAnom August 28, 2022

Crunchy Pudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack

Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding

by gay_eatpu$$ March 20, 2019

Bread Pudding

Sex Move:

"When you stick your balls in a vagina with a yeast infection."

"Isn't it weird that restaurants always serve bread pudding as an afterthought?"

by llamasutra November 25, 2021

pudding pussy

Swampy,sweaty pussy

It's so hot outside that she has pudding pussy

by Jdogg January 8, 2017

Pudding Pistol

The human anus, in the act of defecation.
The act of taking a shit

After that huge burrito at lunch, I may have to fire the pudding pistol before our 2 o’clock meeting

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Tight pudding

When you are going for easy anal and she gets so scared she tenses up and shits herself

I am mentally scarred I was going to surprise Cindy with anal but instead I got tight pudding

by Mr Feelgood September 7, 2016