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Herp

Lacking understanding. Not making sense. Nonsense.

The origin of Derp is easily found, but often wrong. Some claim it began with BASEketball, a 1998 film by the creators of South Park... which in turn led to the replacement of Chef by a Mr. Derp.

Close, but no cigar. The real origin predates 1998 by more than two decades... but Chef is a nice parallel with the original origin, which was surely the inspiration behind the name of his replacement.
The first appearance of the original was on The Muppet Show "Sex and Violence" which first aired in 1975.
The Chef in this case was Swedish. He never said anything remotely English, and spoke in a strange language that was strange enough to be almost Swedish.
Quite often he said something that often sounded like "Herp derp herpy derpy"

That is it. Pure and simple. Completely lacking understanding. Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
Pöpcørn shrimpee. Herp derp.
by Piss Miggy May 24, 2021
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whale herpes

whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans
whale herpes is running rampant in the ocean nowadays
by jive turkey 23 October 15, 2011
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Herped up

When someone has herpies you could say there herped up.
Damn bro your herped up.
by Losingblood May 9, 2025
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Washington Herpes Bowl

To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
by realrealbananapeel November 3, 2023
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gona-sphi-herpe-aid

used to tell someone that some one else DEFINATELY has some sort of STD
Dan has had sex with so many chicks I think he has gona-sphi-herpe-aid
by Mary-Jo April 27, 2006
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patience herpes

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.
by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011
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Republican herpes

I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.
by Tarber April 6, 2022
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