God

shrek

shrek is god

by ampharos man March 17, 2020

God

Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation.

"Omg I saw Shrek the third last night! I am so blessed!!"
Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation

by [Enter Text Here] June 16, 2019

God

someone who never cared loved or valued me or my pursuit of existence

God told me to fly and when i tryed to he called me a loser now i never try anymore.

by Asifgodcaredaboutme May 19, 2018

God

Estimated 25 million kills by his name in the bible e.g. noahs ark and the to towns full of rapeists and shit estimated kills to the devils name 60 and some of those was a bet with god

Soooo yeah god be killin loads of people

by Mag1karpMan January 17, 2019

God

Morgan Freeman

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

by Rosie302 December 11, 2018

God

Something that doesn't exist

Kid: Hey! You should read the bible!
Me: Why?
Kid: It talks about God, and Jesus, an--
Me: Shut. Up.
Kid: ._.

by OMGLOLXD June 10, 2018

GOD

I MAN

I AM GOD

by naomi poooop November 6, 2020