destruction paper

formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.

"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"

by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.

I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.

by L J T II February 26, 2021

Scrapping Paper

When you don't have enough of a single wrapping paper left to fully cover a gift so you use left over scraps of various wrapping papers to wrap it.

I was forced to use scrapping paper to wrap my last few gifts.

by Beezykid November 27, 2010

paper muncher

Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.

Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.

Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.

by Suzie QQ November 23, 2009

Paper Prize

An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.

Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.

by Tio Don February 11, 2009

Paper Penguin

Verb: The act of waddling to another room with your pants around your ankles to get more toilet paper, because the roll is out, but you have already shit.

"Damnit Nate, you used all the T.P. and I had to paper penguin all the way downstairs"!

by John Jhonny Johnstone January 21, 2018