thomas running

Thomas Running is a inventor, who invented running in 1748, when he tried to walk twice at the same time.

"did you know running was invented by thomas running?"

"no"

by YaBoiHacker February 2, 2023

Beat Those Proper

To have good sex or to fuck well.

She went down on me and then I beat those proper.

by Slave2Rhythm January 9, 2009

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

Dolci Thot

Teenage girls in the UK who go to a ‘fancy’ restaurant called Haute Dolci to flex on their friends. When they are there they add a picture to their Snapchat story making sure that the word 'dolci' is descreetly included in the picture to let all of their friends know that they’re classy enough to be eating there.

"My snapchat is filled with dolci thots"

by AlexG1 June 10, 2018

Twitch Thot

A female Twitch streamer who wears minimal clothing, and uses their "assets" to obtain a viewership while playing a game with marginal competency. Also answers to boob streamer, and has intentional clothing malfunctions.

"GUYS!" "I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME TO WATCH MY FAVORITE TWITCH THOT TONIGHT!"

by InquisitorBurnzy June 12, 2018

Put those grippers away

A phrase used when someone has their bare feet sticking right out and it causes a distraction. Usually used in comments online when seeing art of characters who are barefoot. Also similar phrase used: "Put those dogs away"

As I entered the living room, I suddenly noticed that my roommates smelly feet were sticking right at me as she was resting on the couch which caught me off guard, so I told her to put those grippers away and put on socks

by nshadex72 August 25, 2022

No one wants those eggs

A polite way to say "nobody wants to have sex/kids with her."

Eggs is implied to mean future children.

"Yo Bob, think Betty will ever have kids?"

"Nah bro, no one wants those eggs."

by Magzillas January 28, 2010