Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army

I went to Teddy Land for pleasure

by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022

Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.

I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.

by RamvoX February 19, 2021

Teddy Riley'd

When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.

Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.

by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020

Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023

Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.

Teddy isn’t as funny as Erin.

by not.erin November 24, 2021

Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed

We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him

by MymumletmedrinkDIETWATER September 20, 2019

Teddy

An extremely hot man/boy who has a huge dick and can preform any sexual position you can name. Teddys normally have a couple of things that they are really good at and are okay at everything else. Teddys are really good at building things and fixing things. Teddys are extreme funny and all girls that he makes I contact with her wet and say “screw me please” but teddy won’t because he’s not a man whore but he probably has a beautiful girlfriend and treats her right. Teddys are ripped and shedded and look badass riding dirt bikes. Teddy is also self deprecating in a funny way but he also always has to be correct. Overall Teddys are very sexy and hot and funny and Teddys are also very athletic. Teddy alway treats his girls right. Teddy is the Alfa male 96% of the time.

Teddys coming by, don’t make Eye contact or you will be extremely turned on

by White clawes are for women December 8, 2020