Teddy-A person with the largest dick out there, if you are ever to find a teddy never let him go 😉 🤧
by HornySwaggler April 27, 2022
Get the Teddymug. by M.F January 22, 2008
Get the teddy-melmug. by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021
Get the wet teddy bear tablemug. (n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
Get the teddy bear heartmug. The Panthers organization weren't ever really serious about the guy having a chance. They had the money to spend to make some things happen, such as bring him to Carolina, but that's not the same thing as being serious. Some people with lots of money think that way. The former Panthers owner at least stuck with the same team through the years, win or lose, no matter what bad things people have to say about him.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
Get the Teddy bridgewatermug. Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020
Get the teddy jordanmug. Extremely attractive, but in a cutesy childlike way. Sometimes refers to someone hot in a more sexual way but mostly lighthearted romantic fluffiness. (Generally a man)
"Dude, that guy is such a teddy."
"i KNOW right? He's so cute."
Or
"My teddy is sooo handsome."
"Really let me see?"
"He's over there."
"Oh wow he's hot!"
"i KNOW right? He's so cute."
Or
"My teddy is sooo handsome."
"Really let me see?"
"He's over there."
"Oh wow he's hot!"
by FinchsQuietCorner_ May 8, 2024
Get the Teddymug.