Sound Technician

the guy that sits at the sound desk back of the auditorium. Is talented and knowledgeable in all things sound. Has the best taste in music. May also be known as Audio Jesus, Sound God or Sound Master Do not piss them off because they will either mute your microphone during your solo or strangle you with an xlr

singer: make sure my voice sounds good
Sound technician: sorry I cant put in what god left out you stupid talentless twat

by davetech1981 November 18, 2011

Chipersma Technique

A technique whereby authoritative members of a internet discussion board spam a thread in order to deflect from a currently heated and/or possibly offensive discussion. The technique deflects via topic alteration or simply confusing to the point of losing ones train of thought. Often used as a alternative or precursor to thread lock.

A thread starts getting very heated. The mods interject using the Chipersma Technique and post streams of spam unrelated to the current controversial topic.

by drgeebz November 8, 2012

im not technical

an answer given by a computer user when asked to do anything on a computer, mobile, tablet, games console or any other electronic device.

For whatever reason, a person of usually good intelligence looses all sense of logic and understanding.

John: - "Can you click on the start button"
Judy:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Dave:- "whats it say on your screen"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

Frank:- "Please can you click file, open and tell me what files you see"
Bob:- "Oh im not technical, let me get someone"

by mordzy2 March 31, 2011

The Roundabout Technique

A technique in which one can give themselves an anal eating.

Step 1: Clamp open your asshole using some clams.
Step 2: Grab your trusty pair of boxing gloves and beat the hell out of your asshole.
Step 3:Then sauce your asshole with barbecue sauce.
Step 4: Then proceed to play Roundabout at max volume while going to town on your asshole.

Ex:"Yeah dude, last night I went to town on my asshole using the roundabout technique."

Ex:"I'll be the roundabout! Eat your asshole out 'n out!"

by John_Pickle December 18, 2019

TECHNOVIKING

A bulked up German viking dancing on the streets of berlin at the fuck parade. can be seen on Youtube

He is so superior that his name must be written in CAPS.

Get outa here, TECHNOVIKING comands you
All hail TECHNOVIKING

by Eloij October 5, 2007

technology illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"

by Boneco123 August 5, 2020

Technoblade

A YouTube content creator who played Minecraft. His skin was a sentient pig, he is well known to have farmed many potatoes on Hypixel.
He died to cancer not too long ago, upon writing this definition. But his spirit lives on in all of us.

"When one dies to cancer, the cancer dies too, its not a loss it’s a draw. Technoblade never loses"

by TheRealN00B July 2, 2022