Taint Cleaner

cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area

WOW he has some nice taint cleaner

by Janis tanter September 14, 2018

taint rammed

When a stripper crosses her legs and latches them around your neck and thrusts her vag and ass like a jackhammer into your face until your concise.

The stripper taint rammed Drew's face last night at the strip club.

by drewspizzaface December 23, 2016

stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016

rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.

Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.

by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022

taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit

I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards

by CandyFrank October 21, 2021

Taint Muffin

Someone who is being annoying and mean

Listen up you little taint muffin, you will give me your chocolate milk.

by PooBob April 17, 2021

taint water

The occurrence when pee dribbles into the butthole.

You got taint water on my colored pencil.

by chili butt September 17, 2016