Table 9

Being so 'uncool' that within a large group of people your deliberately isolated and stuck with all the rejects.

Person 1: She didn't even say hello to you?
Person 2: No, I was so totally table 9

by Mimi 'BabyFace' Adams July 21, 2009

table hopper

a person who always walks to someone else table with or without reason.

Matt: Yo how john get to ally's table from his, without getting caught.

Jake: You know, John has always been a skilled Table Hopper.

by Ace Wade March 1, 2010

Table kink

A kink where you find tables sexually arousing. No i definitely did not make this up and put it on here for kinsters like me and my friends to find it. Zoë if u see this hi its lyle anyways. Tables you love them. Mmm

Haha man really? I have a major table kink!

by Beastmaster616 June 14, 2018

Tabe

Tabe is the kind of guy who likes Zoë

Tabe: Yo I like you
Zoë: thx bruh

by TomDaBoy August 28, 2020

Beezay on the table

When you make 5 shots in a row during beer pong and do the shoulder lean as a celebration.

"Beezay on the table! Beezay on the Table!"

by Brendan Zelle a.k.a Beezay June 21, 2007

The Norris Table

Originated in the Winter of 2011, The Norris Table was a bench located in Illinois. After a hard night of fucking with Norris, the kids would go and "norris" at the Norris table. Unfortunately a couple of goons brought it to the local tracks where it was destroyed by the faggot ass chicago cops.

*After running from Norris*
Ian- Fuck yeah that was awesome fuck his baby
Tom- Where should we go now?
Ian- Fuckin where else? The Norris Table.

by beatgoon June 28, 2011

shit on the coffee table

To make yourself at home.

Brad shit on the coffee table at work when the boss was away!

by Big Fish Tony January 2, 2012