Shade Zombie

When it's too hot and you have to find shade to avoid broiling to death.

Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".

Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".

by mcbell December 9, 2012

Shadee

Shadee is shadee

Woah do you see shadee

Yea he’s pretty shadee
🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

by Shadee February 5, 2023

shaded bird

if you have one, you'll know. once you know, you will be able to recognise people with and without shaded birds. shaded birds can be lost, but it always changes at 11.

"hey, what is a shaded bird?"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"

by dwanye quest May 11, 2023

Shading and Lighting

Terms artists use to represent the illusion of making a 2D drawing appear to have depth.

"When I drew this sphere, the light source was at the top right corner so I shaded the opposite end because the light wasn't hitting it, and highlighted the end closest to the light source because the light was hitting it dead on." Mrs.Woods explained to the class. "This is called Shading and Lighting."

by whiteshadow44 August 20, 2011

Speed shades

If you like all time shreds and watching Nascar speed shades are necessary to protect your corneas from the UVs and elements.

Yo those speed shades are sick...way cooler than pit vipers.

by kurtisblow50 November 18, 2021

SHADES

The abbreviation of the disease scientifically classified as "Spielman's Habitual Awareness Deficiency Extension Syndrome." SHADES is a very serious disease. It starts by infecting the host's brain, then slowly flooding it with massive waves of gullibility, naivety, and general dopiness. The disease spreads very slowly. So far, only one person has been officially diagnosed with this disease, but some others are showing early symptoms.

Example 1
Person One: Oh no, I have a math test today!
Person Two: Better take off your SHADES.

Example 2
Person One: Should I pick carrots or cabbages?
Person Two: Without your SHADES on, you could probably decide easier.

by Indentured Grape March 6, 2019

shade shaming

Shade shaming: mocking, ridiculing, or teasing someone about the amount of melanin in their skin. #shadeshaming

Examples of shade shaming: You're not black enough. You're SO dark!". You need to cover up those freckles!"

or white people, you know you love this one--"you're so PALE! You need some sun!" And of course, there's the infamous "what ARE you"? The only reason to ask a person "what" they are in terms of race is because you're going to form a new opinion of them based upon their answer, which is...you guessed it...a form of #RACISM.

by HappyCathyinVA June 18, 2020