postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

Shrew Stamp

aka mushroom stamp. to slap a girl in the forehead with the tip of your shrew.

I`ve got an elongated shrew stamp for you

by Mallory StrongCock April 8, 2004

wet food stamp

Being treated like an utter pice of scum useless to others being of no use to anyone and not being worthy of life

Yeah man, my boss is treating my like wet food stamp

by @nahbrothatsallyou is the gram September 10, 2019

Tramp Stamp

Once thought to refer to a lower back tattoo, tramp stamp can now refer to any tattoo placement on a woman's body. So long as the tattoo reads "chivette".

Todd: "Did you see Monica's new tattoo?"
Frank: "You mean the chivette tat?"
Todd: "yeah she got herself a new tramp stamp!"

by Calm Keeper August 20, 2013

Food stamp poisoning

The visible physical effects of the poor food choices induced by the often humble socioeconomic backgrounds of food stamp recipients and enhanced by the relatively lower cost and higher availability of high carbohydrate – low nutritional value food items when compared to higher quality foods. These physical effects are typically manifested in the form of high body math index (BMI) and apparent low physical fitness, as indicated by a slow unsteady walk, loud breathing, and poor dental health. These physical effects frequently appear to be accompanied by ill temper, a lack of ambition, and an unexplained desire to wear over-sized worn-out t-shirts.

“Look at those big people shuffling to the car with the groceries. Can’t make it up the steps with those big bags of chips and soda pop. Must be food stamp poisoning.”

by ewobbel June 22, 2011

Mushroom Stamp

When a a dude and chick have anal sex and when the guy pulls out, poop is on his dick and he slaps the girl on the cheek with his dick removing all of the poop on his dick and leaving it on her face in the shape of a mushroom.

Jamie: "Dude, David's mushroom stamps hurt!! He hits you so hard with his cock!"

Vanessa: "I like to take a Mushroom Stamp on the tounge."

by Dyaln (triip) Herzberg January 9, 2009

Slut Stamp

a tatoo near the right or left hip bone, be low the naval.

Her shirt was so short you could see her slut stamp.

by I guess I'd be the Kait October 31, 2007