Scarborough Surprise

When you're taking your bitch from behind, you jam some jerk pork up her dumper and jam it all the way home with your love hammer.

"I didn't do much last night, just a little Scarborough Surprise."

by Dante S. February 16, 2007

Chinese Surprise

Occurs when a man places a firecracker inside a woman's vagina. The wick is then lit and a muffled pop is heard. The anus is also an acceptable position for the explosion to occur.

I Chinese Surprised my girlfriend in her sleep... still at the ER.

by Poppetkeeper February 17, 2010

penis surprise

When you're getting with a girl that you think is hot and has a nice rack. Then you reach into her pants, surprise, a penis.

"I'd like to take this to the next level RuPaul, you are a hottie" "ok, but check this out, penis surprise"

by nameisalreadytaken January 20, 2009

Crown Surprise

to add one chicken nugget to the top middle of any sandwich (usually beef) at Burger King

Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."

Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."

by Balkman January 9, 2009

Shia Surprise!

Wait, he isn't dead!!

Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes

by BigBoiE21 May 21, 2021

Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.

She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.

by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008

waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.

Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"

by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014