Grass Surfing

Using a sledge to surf down hills

I'm so excited. I'm going grass surfing this weekend.

by Emma-ME-Bryce September 28, 2008

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stroller surfing

When a toddler, often as part of the terrible twos or threes, refuses to sit in his stroller and the mother (exhausted from fighting with the child) decides to push on none-the-less.

Susan is having such a hard time with little Jeremiah, he refuses to sit down... he is getting to be quite an expert at stroller surfing.

by I. Will Bone April 1, 2010

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The act of a roommate kissing/sucking nipple while the other roommate is in the room. Often associated with a slurping/sucking sound that is unbearable to the left out roommate. A terrible thing to witness.

Roommate 1, "Yea He was nurple surking all night, that's why my ears are bleeding."

Horacio from CSI: Miami, "Yea, we believe he proceeded to jump out of his window when the nurple surking started."

by Archie604 April 6, 2010

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Meat surfing

A girl on Tinder.

All the guys I know are douchebags, I should try meat surfing.

by Moonbeam Giggleshart August 10, 2016

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floor surfing

The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.

"What's Jim doing on the floor like an idiot?"
"Oh nothing just floor surfing."

by LennyFaces February 25, 2017

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Urban Surfing

Urban Surfing is riding the Detroit inner city bus or any other large ghetto where you are pack in ass's to elbows, everyone has to standing and the bus drivers drive totally fucking nuts!

I got a DUI and now have to urban surf to work. Man, I have gotten in two car crashes this week, while I was urban surfing.

by Get Pecked January 10, 2018

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surfing the web

A subtle way to say looking for and/or watching porn. Something to tell people if you don't want them to know about your addiction.

Chatter: Hey man what are you up to??
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.

Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...

by noexperience February 13, 2010

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