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A subtle way to say looking for and/or watching porn. Something to tell people if you don't want them to know about your addiction.
Chatter: Hey man what are you up to??
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.
Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...
Guy: Oh, just surfing the web.
Girlfriend: I thought we were supposed to do something last night? What'd you do instead?
Boyfriend: I surfed the web because I'm still not getting any...
Girlfriend: Huh?
Boyfriend: Nothing...
by noexperience February 13, 2010
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