I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

Silly String

When you shoot so far it looks like white silly string.

Damn it's a Silly String type of night!
I'm gonna silly string right in ya babe

by Windisprite May 31, 2017

bomb string

The name you give to a "fuse" when you panic and embarrass yourself to the group

James: Quick, quick!! Light it!

Ly: QUCIKLY!!! LIGHT THE BOMB STRING!

by BossJim September 15, 2017

string of boredom

what is typed when you are bored to death

hey kid look heré string of boredom

by RedIsSoSus November 28, 2022

String bean pie

Pie with string beans in it

Aw man that (string bean pie) was delish

by String bean Man24 October 8, 2017

Stringing

Forcibly ripping out a tampon

Sara cried when her boyfriend was stringing her

by Twurzy July 7, 2018