museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

come in and get stiff

A sign telling you to go to that strip club downtown. The part "get stiff" means when your cock goes rock hard.

TV: wanna see some naked celebs. Then come on down to our strip club tonight. Come in and get stiff

by \0_0/ February 25, 2017

Down with the stiffness

Dead.

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."

by ChanceD February 17, 2021

Grown man stiry fry

When you you use jizz instead of oil to cook a stiry fry dish for your girlfriend

Girlfriend: WOW! This is delicious you really nailed it babe!

Boyfriend: Thanks! It’’s my own recipe I call the grown man stiry fry!

by Lord namak March 13, 2023

Stifmiester

A guy who always gets a BIG ASS STIFFIE/BONER.
All the time!

Joe- Hey dude, are you The Stifmiester™ or something?

Bob- Naww, It's just that when ever I see a hot chick, I pop a serious stiff.

Joe- Ahh man! It's getting bigger by the second!

by Weazelmasterflashattack! April 7, 2010

STFY

(Intended as an addendum to andyaml's already great definition)

Another popular workaround of the STFY misinterpretation is the new catchphrase "Shut the fuck you," combining perhaps two of the most potent online threats for a salient, comical and effective deterrent.

<TrendyHipster> Hey you, guy.
<Guy> what
<TrendyHipster> SHUT THE FUCK YOU
<Wallflower> Hey, that guy's pretty trendy
<Wallflower(1)> Yeah, and hip, too!

by Chalupamonk June 24, 2004

stiffs

50's slang, no longer commonly used..

"i can just see the phony bastard shifting into first gear and asking Jesus to send him a few more stiffs" (salinger 17)

by pbbt October 10, 2007