oreo starfish

cumming into a dirty asshole

Did you hear that Frank took Sally on a date and he gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night.

by nastynikk September 21, 2020

Oliver Starfish

When a short king gets all the way into a vagina and gets into starfish position ( all four arms and legs extended) and satisfies all aspects of the vaginal walls.

After running a train, the last short king dropped an Oliver Starfish and blew us out of the water

by GONMAD May 13, 2025

Deviated Starfish

When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.

Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.

by andypal February 14, 2019

Starfishing

Wearing a Jock Strap or another garment that covers the genitals but leaves the anus (starfish) exposed.

Gary is starfishing today, just wearing a jock strap.

by NakedFarmerUSMC April 18, 2024

starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.

Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!

by Keikeikeikeikei April 6, 2022

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009

Stinky Starfish

The phrase to describe someone's unwashed and or dirty butthole.

"Eugene has a very stinky starfish."

by deimos227 February 20, 2024