squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

squirrel_jisung

An amazing person named Han (it’s their TikTok User).

He goes by he/they pronouns.

They’re part of the “Bretzelbrüder“ containing of Lux (TikTok: seongjoongie), Yangyang, Alex, Hyuka, Taemin and Jonghyun.
He’s well known for being a lino stan, posting wholesome TikToks and they’re also know as squirrel8 the best dead by daylight killer.
He‘s an amazing human being and get urself a friend like them!
🤙👹🥨

U heard of squirrel_jisung? He’s such a kind person, go follow them on TikTok if u don’t! He also plays a lot of dead by daylight atm.

by Kiyi23 April 25, 2021

Squirrel Juice

When you hit an energy drink / shot or multiple energy drinks / shots and you start feeling like you’re floating and crazy hyper. Or you feel crazy horny.

Yo Bro, I heist of hit some squirrel juice before we left cause I’m about to climb all over everything and those girls over there.

by Kangaroodick September 9, 2021

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when a girl Farts into a guys mouth and his cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

The other day i was chillin wish my boyfriend and he fell asleep so i Squirrel Puffined him to wake em up.

by IIT41II November 4, 2021

Squirrels penis

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022

SquirrelVR

The best gorilla tag player in juking and scaling

SquirrelVR has the greatest content

by Zoomi February 25, 2022

squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

by ppnoggins January 15, 2023