(noun) the act of being angry at a domestic feline and punting it into a wall or other hard surface.
I got into an argument with my cat last night because he wouldn't stop meowing so i punted him into the wall and made a meow splatter.
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Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
Said word was created after observation of competative bikers training in the rain who stopped at a diner and all looked like skunks with their enormus examples of back-splatter in its perfect state.
"woah! those competative bikers who have been training in the rain have totally perfect back-splatter!"...."no doubt if they had been doing that naked they would resemble the negative images of skunks!"
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