sporking

abbreviation for simultaneous porking.

simultaneous meaning two people porking their desired mates at the same time....more specifically on bunk beds.

did you have fun sporking last night? yeah but the bunk beds were super squeaky.

by mahofufu September 4, 2012

sparling

Noun. The product created when urinating while swimming.
The verb to sparl
Fr. Sparler

I just took a mean sparling upstream from you.

Before we go wakeboarding, I have to jump in the water for a quick sparling.

by KendraBoyd January 1, 2009

Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing

Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas

by Lee-Roy da' Lard Lump December 4, 2003

snarking

A game, of sorts, wherein a group of snarky people stand in a circle and try to outsnark eachother with increasingly witty, disdainful comments.

I didn't get a chance to talk to you because I was by the stereo snarking on the music all night.

by jasonpjason February 10, 2008

sharking

Driving a convertible with only the rear half windows up.

That guy looks ridiculous sharking around in his convertible.

by Vettester Charlie January 15, 2010

sporking

The act of spooning and forkng at the same time. When a male and female are laying in each other like a spoon, but with their legs crossed resembling the fork.

"Why didn't you answer your phone last night?"
Chill i was sporking with my gf

by Evan 1421 September 6, 2007

sporking

When three people are cuddling together. Kind of like spooning but since there are three people it's like the prongs of a spork.

Sarah, Tom, and Ashley we're sporking last night on Sarah's bed.

by Squeaker February 11, 2006