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soft serve

used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake
man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!
by all shitley September 13, 2011
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soft tag

Placing one's name in the caption of a photo posted on Facebook instead of tagging him/her because he/she wishes not to be tagged for a variety of reasons.
Mike didn't want to be tagged in that picture of him in drag in fear of potential employers seeing it. So I soft tagged him in the caption instead.
by Gemini1 December 20, 2008
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Soft Pretzel

The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.
I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.
by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010
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soft-served

The act of blowing a load out of your non-erect penis.
The first time I touched a girl's nipple I soft-served through my jean shorts.
by WisconsinBenjamin January 11, 2011
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Soft Top

A top thats more subby than the power bottom you fucked last week. This term also disproves the common thought that Sub=Bottom which it doesn't.
"Wait so He's not a bottom?!?"
"I know he seems like one, but he's a Top so..."
"Ah he's a Soft top makes sense."
by Celyste April 19, 2022
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soft boy

a soft boy or « soft boi » is a guy who usually dresses with baggy clothes such as oversized flannel shirts, baggy pants or mom pants, oversized sweatshirts and jackets. they like light colors like beige, light blue, light brown, white, light green but can sometimes also wear colorful colors. the shoes they usually wear are converses (vintage or classic), nikes (air jordan mid or air force one) and vans (old school).
their music taste is very different. they usually like calm songs but they can also listen to styles like hard rock, indie rock, classic rock.. they usually listen to less mainstreamed artists like conan gray, rex orange county, the neighborhood, frank ocean but also vintage bands like the 1975, the strokes…

in terms of personality they can seem distant and shy at first but they’re actually really cool people when you really get to know them. it’s never boring when you’re having a conversation with them. they will usually hang out with a big friend’s group that is diverse in terms of gender. they usually like skating.
unlike the fuck boys who like dark colors and are usually toxic, soft boys will date you for your personality rather than your body and are really caring. unlike fuck boys, they’re loyal and respect women lol.

i also see a lot of people describing soft boys as very feminine or weak but i don’t think that is true. most of the « soft boys » i met are actually really masculine so don’t think that’s what all soft boys are.
person : omg i just met this guy who wore beige and brown baggy clothes, love skating and listens to conan gray

other person : girl that’s definitely a soft boy
by lem0nthr0b August 8, 2021
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soft french kiss

The most wounderful kiss ever.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.
A soft french kiss is the best kiss ever.
by xX(-SWB-)Xx August 28, 2008
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