Dick sneeze

Busting a nut. Ejaculation. Cumming

Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.

by High coyote April 21, 2018

sneeze like

When you are using your phone and you sneeze and like a Facebook post by accident.

"Damn, I just sneezed liked about that dudes dead pet/relative"
"I was saying I liked your grandma'sAlzheimer's , it was a sneeze like"

by rhymeswithleek January 15, 2014

Sneezing

When someone cums in your nostrils, and then you blow it back out.

"God, I'm gonna make you sneeze."

"What's that on your face?" "Oh, I was sneezing."

by Booberryboobs October 16, 2022

Gorilla sneeze

When someone practicing boofing a substance accidentally sneezes and ejects said substance out of their anus.

I was trying to boof but it ended up as a gorilla sneeze

by Poonjabe September 26, 2023

sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017

Sneeze Impotence

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.

I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.

by 011000110 August 26, 2022

sneeze blueball

the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm

oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.

by Anchovie2000 September 28, 2011