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Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
by Dinkster October 25, 2019
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mask sneeze

when you have a corona mask on and you sneeze and snot goes everywhere
in the middle of the business meeting i had a terrible mask sneeze, that shit went in my mouth
by BIGNIGGABOB33 December 4, 2020
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Grammar sneeze

A grammar sneeze is when a person is so distracted about graining the grammatical upper hand (either by framing a perfect grammatical sentence or by pointing someone else's grammar ) that they them self made a grammatical error.
I was belittling him by explaining the difference between the possessive "its" and the contraction "it's" but i grammar sneezed.
by KnightOnion December 18, 2020
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blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.
Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.
by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020
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Sneeze and tug

When you sneeze in your hand thenJack your man off.
I had a horrible head cold on date night so I gave my man the old sneeze and tug.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
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Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.
Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
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duke depp’s sneeze

i just wanna see duke depp’s sneeze 😔
by willys._.wonka March 24, 2021
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