Snart

v. To sneeze and fart simultaneously.

n. The nickname of one who is incapable of sneezing without letting a fart escape at the same time.

"Dude, did you just step on a frog?"
"No, that was my sister, she snarted."

by jbean27 May 20, 2014

snartoming

Sneezing, farting & coming at the same time

My friends and I were shocked to find that the new girl's signature sex move was actually snartoming.
Past tense: Snartomed, future tense: snartome

by Dr. Phallic February 1, 2015

Snorture

The perfect combination of the word Snore and Torture!

Ugh! That racket she made last night was total, agonising Snorture! I think my ears are bleeding!

by rufflesal July 25, 2014

Snart

When you sneeze and unexpectedly fart at the same time

I snarted last night, it was really loud

by xXcadosteXx April 28, 2016

snart

it's when you sneeze and fart at the same time

stop snarting

by combo maker May 2, 2016

Snortaseal

When you laugh so much you snort then you laugh more coz you snort making you snort again then the hands start clapping coz you snorted n laughed and laughed and snorted and you look like a seal clapping

That joke was so funny I ended up going the Snortaseal

by nednugent May 10, 2016

snorteled

The exact moment when you fall asleep, snore loudly and startle yourself awake.

"Pop just snorteled himself so hard, he damn near fell outta his lazy boy. "

by 207iac September 3, 2016