Apopka Smooth Rock

The act of apply lotion to ones bum while taking a shit.

“Yeah man I tried an Apopka Smooth Rock last week, never been the same.”

by qqquota December 14, 2024

Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

by The Gruchinator August 18, 2016

Roy Smooth Sounds

They produce music and sell headphones

I love listening to Roy Smooth Sounds

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Silky Smooth

Used when describing a females luxuries skin. Only those with the greatest skin care routines can obtain the honor of having Silky Smooth Skin. Antynom to the word musty.

Tom: How was Jessica's last night
Thomas: It was crazy. I couln't stop staring at her Silky Smooth skin from all the Moisturize shes been using.

Tom: Whats so bad about that.
Thomas: Nothing, but when I was staring at her shiny milkers for too long she punched my throat.
Tom: Nice

by John Cena's Right Tit November 28, 2020

gucci smooth

A state of relaxation or calmness. Primarily used by the Arabic Collective.

"That kush got me feeling Gucci Smooth."

"Hey buddy. You Gucci smooth?"

by 117 Red Door October 18, 2015

smooth minded

They say when you learn something new your brain gets a wrinkle in it. So this is another way of saying someone is dumb or of low intelligence.

Joe is going to get hurt doing that he is so smooth minded.
They are so smooth minded information doesn't stop when it gets to their ears it just goes in and slides off their brain and out the other side.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024