skeet darts

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.

Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.

by chuck duece July 30, 2010

skeet off

To leave quickly; to disperse. Same as "murk off" or "burn off."

"I'mma skeet off, lil nigga come catch me, catch me." - Young Thug

by Thecoolestrodeo July 25, 2016

Street Skeet

The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.

"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"

by winningmormon February 22, 2012

Thunder Skeet

When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.

Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?

by TruckBoat February 12, 2018

Yeet skeet

Something that cowboys definitely said, dont question it.

Cowboy1: "LETS RIDE"
Cowboy2:"YEET SKEET"

by Definitely a cowboy October 10, 2019

Meet and Skeet

An informal gathering of friends

Tony: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight?
Graham: Yeah, we're having a little meet and skeet at my place - you should come.
Tony: Great! I'll bring the sunchips!

by heinzel September 15, 2010

skeet rag

Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.

My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.

by Devveyovich August 9, 2009