The damage incurred by your sheets from fucking a fat girl doggy style and her stomach draging back and forth on the sheets. The sheets will be unrepairable with the center hopelessly streched out.Normally requires the beast be in excess of 250 pounds.
Yo mike jones, you see the fat slut mark came home with last night? Yeah bro, she was one hell of a sheet spreader.
by Mike mother fucking Jones February 21, 2009
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I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.
I'm gonna murder the cock sucker that invented log sheets.
by ComptonAssJoe September 14, 2006
Get the log sheet mug.When you run out of toilet role and rush to your bed using yours sheets in its place in order to clean your anus thourghly.
'I ran out of toilet role and was forced to sheet wipe'
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by Banana Split March 2, 2017
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by Sheetal000000000000000 August 30, 2019
Get the Sheetal mug.Sheetz is a suck ass gas station/ inconvenient store where you go to lose your fucking mind. Mainly hicks go there to order MTO food for them and the 27 other people in their family. And the teens go there to get their juul pods to be the cool kids in school, kids that are underage also will try to buy tobacco products but their ID is in the car. And travelers from out of state get in line and always forget one thing wile the cashier is ringing them out and run around the store getting 12 more things. Basically a place to go if you want to see what hell will be like.
Person one- hey wanna go to Sheetz?
Person two- nah fuck that Sheetz sucks.
Person three- what’s a Sheetz? I never heard of that.
Person two- good you should keep it that way if you know what’s good for you.
Person two- nah fuck that Sheetz sucks.
Person three- what’s a Sheetz? I never heard of that.
Person two- good you should keep it that way if you know what’s good for you.
by WildCard89! August 6, 2018
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Get the Balance sheet mug.A place where hipster d-bags like to go when they're completely shit faced drunk, and like to ask the quiet stoners what number they have, and insinuate that I'll just talk to you because you're drunk. Often times this will lead to hostility from both ends, but all the while, the stoners just bite their tongue and eat the food, while the drunks ask strangers questions such as "What's the matter, you don't like talking to me?" or "What's the matter, did you just get out of work?". This follows the modest stoners waiting in line for a godam breakfast sandwich and a hashbrown for 45 million years because the rest of the backwards hat ego maniacs ordered 7 course meals and not being grateful that the Sheetz employees are sweating balls and into your food. The stoners leave and never go back there. The drunks look for the stoners to beat them up, but they are gone already so they don't know what else to do because they haven't a life.
Hipster D-bag "What number do you have, brah?!"
Complete stranger to Hipster D-bag "...........you are why I don't come to Sheetz"
Complete stranger to Hipster D-bag "...........you are why I don't come to Sheetz"
by G13 Mcgee April 28, 2009
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