The American flag shaft

When you paint your cock to look as if it was a flag. Then you insert a metal or wooden rod in your urethra. Next you take a powerful concoction of Red Bull, Viagra, and Cocane. Generally the top does this act while the bottom consumes laxatives.

John and Josh wanted to perform the American flag shaft, but they had no paint and laxatives

by Mr.CockBlender January 4, 2023

shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache

that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.

by skye6 December 5, 2013

Bachlohm shaft

a mans penis in the morning/ bachlohm shaft

the bachlohm shaft is to be put in the ziz wheel

by Proffesor bryan August 31, 2010

Shaft noggen

A name you give a person so u can insult them when a teacher/authoritative figure is in the area.

Hey shaft noggen get over here.

by Grubby5555 August 6, 2016

Purple shaft

Shoving a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I knew then when blazer sent a gerbil through his ass in a tube that he may be doing the purple shaft

by Backhand Brooklynn January 29, 2022

safety shaft

A safety shaft is an alternative to a car seat. All you need is a dick and a bit of motivation. When there is no seat available, head for your safety shaft.

Where do I sit?
Use my safety shaft!

by Christinesavoie June 29, 2019

Shaft-Treasure Vacuum

One who enjoys to suck on any material that is shaped in a shaft, balls or complete dildo shape.

Yo man, I heard Brian has been turning into a Shaft-Treasure Vacuum lately.
Yea, he's been blowing any object he can find.

by Darmonanic October 16, 2020