Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.

My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.

by Lolsueme November 7, 2021

Survive

Continue to live especially inspire of danger or hardship

My relationship WILL survive 2022

by kingdom20 March 31, 2022

service ace

Someone who is asexual, but allows themselves to be used to "service" their partner.

"how can you be asexual, but have had sex?"
"oh, I'm a service ace!"
"What's that?"
"I'm asexual, but I will 'service' my partner!"

by A3PO May 1, 2022

serviette

A slang among lgbtq+ refers to beard lovers. Pogonophile.

"You're clean shaven. You're not my type. I'm a serviette.

by ADamDryx June 5, 2022

Service Theft

When the provider of a service uses the money customers pay to support the service to fund unrelated expenses.

Planet Fitness commits service theft when instead of using black card member fees to properly maintain tanning beds they use it to fund a program that allows children to overcrowd the gym free of charge during peak hours.

by Unique and Anonymous Handle June 14, 2022

Services rendered

Do you know why the correlation between hard work and reward/success/achievement is not 1 to 1? I can explain it... If you would like...

Hym "Do you know why people are paid a static rate as opposed to a per task payment for services rendered? Well, I read an article once (I can't remember from where) about a tech company. They make video games or something. (Assuming the article was true) They decided to switch from paying an hourly wage to a 'per task completed' payment system. And what happened? Well... Productivity skyrocketed. So much so that the company could not sustain the 'per task completed' payment system. People were completing tasks ahead of schedule and working more (in general) to make as much as they could. If there was a 1 to 1 correlation between hard work and profit everyone would work as hard as possible to make as much as possible. But that isn't the case. That CAN'T be the case. The hierarchy MUST bottleneck. Sure, you can work hard. Sure, you can be promoted up. If not, you can change jobs. It doesn't have to be YOU who remains at the bottom. But I does have to SOMEONE. Every business needs bottom level labors. And it needs them INDEFINITELY otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves. The correlation between hard work and profit must remain below 1. So what is it? At your average business. It is something that must be set by business owners. You can't promote everyone who works for you. So what is it? .4? .5? I don't have the answer. But it's something do consider when taking about the national productivity rate..."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2022

Service SA

A bunch of drop kick, high school drop outs with a power complex who live to make your life difficult. Leave you waiting in line for hours on end while they all pick their nose and dig in their ears.

I was stuck at Service SA waiting to get a photo for my driver's licence for two hours, bunch of useless cunts they are.

by Kym Karma August 16, 2022