semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't
We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)
by Chef omega November 03, 2010
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semi-fucked

That incomplete feeling after ending sexual intercourse early
"You don't get is Donna, he left me feeling semi-fucked damnit!"
by OzzyBozzer October 31, 2017
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Semi tits

When men don't have man boobs and they don't have pecs but they have.. a little.. jiggle
Man I feel like a woman I'm going out tonight but I have semi tits :(
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Semi pedophile

A man / woman who is attracted to both children AND adults
Peter: I'm not a pedophile, I'm a SEMI PEDOPHILE
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Semi-Selfie Mode

When one uses outer camera on a smartphone while a mirror that’s giving a reflection is on camera, making it the same as selfie mode.
He looked nice in the picture he took of himself in semi-selfie mode that he put on his Instagram story mode.
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Semi-Sagging

When a guy wears the waistband of his boxers above the waistline of his trousers. Then, whenever the guy’s shirt rides up/he stretches, the waistband of his boxers is visible.

This differs from normal sagging in that a guy does not wear his trousers lower than usual, rather he wears his boxers slightly higher, covering some of his stomach.
“Oh, did you see Connor semi-sagging earlier? He’s wearing his Calvin Klein’s today”
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Semi-dumb

Someone who is genuinely smart, but always acts like he has less IQ points than his pet rock
Peter: oh yeah, well if f(x) = 2x2 + 4x - 5; then a = 2, b = 4, c = -5.
Jeff: shit you smart
Peter: wait are bees real
Jeff: are you actually braindead
Marcus: nah hes just semi-dumb
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