Schmuckle

A person who is valley-girl esque in speech, yet extremely masculine and buff in physique.

Person 1: "Hey, dude. I want you to meet my girlfriend from Southern California."
Person 2: "Duudddeee. She's such a schmuckle. Does she lift weights?"

by Clingymuffin88 January 14, 2024

schmitage

When your ball sack sticks to your leg.

I’m only sticking my hand down my pants to fix a nasty case of schmitage.

by Mzungu Kamau July 26, 2024

Schmuck

Verb

To continue masturbating, even after you've ejaculated and the penis has gone flaccid, often without control of one's actions.

"What has John been upto? Haven't seen him in a while."
"He's running a 4 hour Schmucking streak, leave him be."

by gunkwizard35 March 21, 2024

Schmeter

A really fucking long penis.

"Ay, my boy Tyrone has a schmeter."

by 3vilWithin May 14, 2024

Schmetre Boy

An Individual who automatically becomes in charge on entry to the establishment he attends.

He is the one true schmetre boy

by ChingKong June 17, 2024

schmout

Schmout means bro I’m out

Peace out Cub Scout I’m schmout

by anonymous June 28, 2024

Schmit time

The expression of time used by streamer @justschmit. This time can differ but is on average 2 hours behind the arranged time

Schmit : i will be on at 4pm AWST

*Gets on at 6pm AWST*
Character 2 : your two hours late
Schmit : not according to schmit time

by Piltzy December 28, 2024