merry santa time

Replacement name given to Chirstmas as a result of the name offending every other religion.

Eliel: Hey Matt have a Merry Christmas.
Matt:That offends me, I don't belive in christ, I prefer Merry Santa Time
Eliel:....ok, Have a Merry Santa Time.
Matt:And a Merry Santa Time to you too!

by SoopaDoopaMoopaTroopa December 16, 2007

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double santa sack

1. when you lock you arms around a persons neck and hang on their back, and then another person does the same to you.

1. we were in the pool when delinna jumped on alexis' back and yelled santa sack and then hailey did the same to delinna making it a double santa sack.

by alexis_delinna_hailey July 20, 2009

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Peanutbutter Santa

An off shoot of the Dirty Sanchez, involving an elderly person, more poop, and a beard.

I gave Cody's grand-ma the biggest peanutbutter santa last night!...She looked like ZZ TOP!!!

by El Presidente69 August 6, 2009

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efren santacruz

Most awesome guy big dick best in bed black hair balk eyes very funny guy best in the world makes every one laugh God destined him to be with mariaalso most handsome guy in earth

Efren Santacruz

by Efrain cruz January 24, 2015

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When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.

by DocDirty March 7, 2016

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