Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.

Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.

by Steady_1 November 23, 2023

rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.

Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"

by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011

Rooster

Your really rich prick of a friend

Ciaran is an absolute rooster

by Yeahfam July 19, 2017

Convertible Rooster

The act of giving or receiving felatio in a convertible vehicle doing a speed of 75mph or more on an open highway.

" My girl had mentioned she wanted to try Convertible Rooster this time to spice things up . "

by DjTresway February 24, 2021

Choking the rooster

A clean version of saying you masturbate. Another terms for choking the chicken

Jaylen:Whats up bro

Amir:Nothing much choking the rooster

Jaylen:Eww that’s gross

by Jayyythecoach May 3, 2020

Dance with a Rooster

To dry hump while in a good mood.

Jeff-Hey Jill wanna "Dance with a Rooster"? Jill- "ya bring that cock over to my hen house!"

by Ba_power_couple October 13, 2017

Toasted Rooster

Comedy label and production company that started off as a YouTube channel founded by comedian Ewan Gotfryd.

Hey man search Toasted Rooster on YouTube, it's funny stuff.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021