Short bus rider

A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.

When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.

by Lizzie H October 19, 2005

Knight Rider

When a man doesn't want to get caught whacking off by his wife, so he goes and sits in the car to rub one out.

So last night I told the wife that I forgot to take the trash out. So then I sat in the car and performed a knight rider on myself.

by cowboy orange March 22, 2011

rivered

In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.

I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.

by The Man May 10, 2004

River Ridge High School

bitches and hoes,
those sluts and whores
why do we fuck'in deal with this shit...
spikey haired asians
chollos and gang bangers
but at least I have a chance
instead of licking the asses of blazers and rams...

River Ridge High School football can't win a football game even if we tried...
Freshman: short, emo, "no say" bitches
Sophomores: they like them sausages!
Juniors: best class...no lie...
Seniors: thank god they're graduating!

by Mr. J. BENT December 10, 2009

dick rider

A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.

Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!

by sjane November 14, 2005

ricer

A Ricer:
A ricer is the person who drives a stock car, with extras that if anything slow the car down and make it less aerodynamic. (body kit, spoilers you name it) Yet it looks 'Sick/phat' - So its cool!!! - buts its slow.

How to identify a ricer driver: The typical driver of a riced up car, can be identified by the secondary monster tacho mounted where everyone can see it.

This is because the dick hanging from their forehead interferes with the perfectly good, stock tacho mounted conveiently in the dash cluter. And for those who dont know; the shift light is because they cant use their periferal vision.

They are incapable of reading the tacho and looking where they are going at once. They need a warning light (shift light) to tell them, their stock lancer engine, is about to explode and its time to change gears. Thank god for the monster tacho!

I think that sums it up...

by Ibsn87 December 28, 2005

brent rivera

Brent Rivera is now a world wide famous Vine star and youtube star. With his glossy hair and sweet smile theres no reason he wouldnt be. With his made up catch phrases like "Mhhhmmm" and "girl dats wrong" makes him someone hard to forget. Is friends with other famous viners such as Cameron Dallas and Matt Espinosa. Brent also use to be apart of Magcon.

Zaayyummm I think Brent Rivera is really cute.

by aubreyrivera June 3, 2014