Remtard

People who claim they are woke but are just stupid or still asleep. Made from 2 parts, REM refers to rem sleep most prominent during dreams, and tard from retard, they think this dream is real,

Hey man the earth is flat, and gravity ie fake you gotta wake up man.. .

You're sleeping one... remtard

by Flat.Turd October 6, 2019

Rectal

Rectal has two meanings

1- in a good way like if you catch a 8 lb fish it is rectal

2- in a bad way like if you are stuck at a family reunion and you want to leave and text your mom “ this is rectal can we leave?!!!”

It gets confusing at times

^examples above^

It’s rectal if you don’t catch a 8lb fish but it is if you do

by YOURFAVEMILY January 20, 2020

Naso-rectal-ectomy

The removing of one's nose from up another one's ass.

She should go in and have a naso-rectal-ectomy...her nose is way too brown..

by Just Right September 26, 2011

rectal cancer

Cancer of the rectum

"That loser has rectal cancer"

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Recardo

Recardo is a nigga who can get any short that he wants he's filthy rich and is in the NBA he's a nice guy if u know him but if u get on his nerves I feel sorry for you Recardo gets bare play and loves money

Recardo is the best at ball

by Yxunggg.ricky June 7, 2018

Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Mexican Double Burrito Rectal Blowjob

When you eat a burrito and have anal sex you give your partner a rectal blowjob with your flatulence. (one burrito is eaten and the other is the penis)

After taco bell I gave my boyfriend a mexican double burrito rectal blowjob.

by Jakob Sherwood January 1, 2009