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Queef-packing

Intentionally creating air pressure inside the vagina to induce flesh orchestra
Sarah is a freak she loves queef-packing before she finishes
by Vagmashmonster September 1, 2019
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snow queef

When you suck cocaine up your vagina and then queef it out
At the party, that crazy bitch snow queefed it was so hot
by EEMMiac January 12, 2018
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thigh queef

When your sitting down with your legs together and you fart, and the fart goes through your thighs.
I took my son to the mall to see Santa, and i swear that bitch thigh queefed on my kid.
by BlameAfrica.com September 28, 2017
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dorito queef

When a pussy farts out dust.
Your mom is so old her pussy is full of Dorito queefs.
by dr dorito August 12, 2016
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Queef ass

A male or female who thinks that they are "the shit" or "cool". Typically a person of African American decent. Sometimes a person of hispanic descent. Usually someone born into wealth.
Look at trayvon with his new Jordan 11's, what a queef ass.
by Sadam December 29, 2016
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Spencer Queef

Another name for a tall guy who's probably from Canada, who at any given time can randomly blurt out a dumbass question. Also walks and talks like he is a robot sent from the land of maple syrup to learn about the US. He's also loud as fuck
Spencer queef: Primary objective... discover the meaning of "head"

Jack: What'd you just say queef?

Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?
by keaty pablo February 25, 2020
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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
by Keeno69 January 12, 2022
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