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quarter life crisis

an early replacement for the all too impatient, need-to-have-everything-now, cell-phone-me-later-to-say-"hey", internet-crazed, generation x-ers and on who absolutely cannot wait until middle age to have their real midlife crisis, they need one NOW!
Jerry Yang is like totally having a quarter life crisis after having made his first billion prior to mid-life and now not knowing what to do/buy next.
by jonathan in s.f. May 12, 2004
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Barbershop Quartet

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.
"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."
by Rankle November 25, 2011
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System Quarterback

A term used by ignorant people. Every quarterback is essentially a system QB because a QB is only as talented as the people that surround them. Lets face it a Quarterback cannot magically make plays without a certain amount of protection and talented receivers.
Jim "Peyton Manning definitely isn't System Quarterback"

Dan "Jim I dislike that term but he has become so great because of the great people surrounding him like Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, and a top 5 Offensive line year in and year out."
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Mike "Tom Brady definitely doesn't deserve the Superbowl rings that he has, he is such a System Quarterback"

Matt " He deserves every single one. You act like a Quarterback is an entire football team , football is a team sport and Tom has always had great guys around him."

Mike "Well I can name some QB's that aren't system QB's"

Matt "Go ahead"

Mike" Well um... Peyton Manning, he could run any offense in the league if he really wanted to."

Matt " No your wrong he has never played for any other team other than the Colts so your point is irrelevant. His coaches run the Offense to his liking so he could succeed, same goes for Tom Brady, there is nothing wrong with that but very few teams can actually function that way."
by NFLFANFOREVER November 11, 2009
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quarter life crisis

From the John Mayer song "Why Georgia"
"Might be a quarter life crisis"

n.
the moment you realize you are a quarter of a century old.
A: Dude, you're oooold.
B: I'm only 25.
A: That's a quarter of a century.
B: What? What?! Ack!
by Sweet Georgia Peach May 12, 2004
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"Here's a quarter now blow me"

A phrase used by myself when playing trivial pursuit. Basically meaning hey fuck you ....
Jeri:Damnit you just got the green wedge
Me: "Here's a quarter now blow me"
by ErikTheBeast February 21, 2006
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system quarterback

A system quarterback is charged with just managing the game and not asked to do too much. Let the talent around them take over and make no mistakes.
ben rofflesburger, trent dilfer, jeff garcia, and peyton manning are all examples of system quarterbacks
by jojomojo December 19, 2007
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quarter to eight

A term describing the number of beers one has consumed.
Bubba "Hey man you done with those beers."
Rick "Naw, I've only had quarter to eight"
by asqw September 29, 2005
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