When someone preaches a view (such as a religion or lack thereof) incredibly badly or at a time which is completely uncalled for.
person 1: oh your grandma died? did she believe in god?
person 2: dude stop spreading preachslop this is a serious moment
person 2: dude stop spreading preachslop this is a serious moment
by nikomega January 31, 2026
Get the preachslop mug.Widely believed to be a combination of proud+ashamed. That is in fact, not the case.
A Prasham is anything but proud of himself.
Things a Prasham is not:
1). White
2). Lover of pork
3). Real Madrid fan
Things a Prasham is:
1). Lover of chicken
2). Husband/dad of two loving scooters
3). A 70/30 composition of Monster™ / actual human paste
Hobbies of a Prasham:
1). Confederate karate
2). DJ-ing in the local OPD
3). Window-shopping Windows at an Apple store
A Prasham, without exception, is always descended from a Prasham father and a Prasham mother.
FAQs:
Q. If I eat a Prasham, will he eat me back?
A. No, a Prasham is incapable of expressing love as such.
Q. Were Prasham's first words really "What's the Wi-Fi password in here?"
A. No, but he has allegedly been quoted asking for suppositories to be "shoved up my stunted ass".
Q. Does a Prasham grow his own underwear in December?
A. No, but the Prasham wardrobe malfunction was the reason Google introduced image searches in 2001.
Quotes by Prasham:
"Republican marriages sound awesome until you google them"
"On one hand, I feel great. On the other hand, I have five fingers."
"If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use lubricant."
References to Prasham in pop culture:
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws (1975), describing an aquatic Prasham.
"Say my name"-Breaking Bad (2008), a scene where the titular protagonist forgets his own name.
"I am your father"-unknown TV show (dated).
A Prasham is anything but proud of himself.
Things a Prasham is not:
1). White
2). Lover of pork
3). Real Madrid fan
Things a Prasham is:
1). Lover of chicken
2). Husband/dad of two loving scooters
3). A 70/30 composition of Monster™ / actual human paste
Hobbies of a Prasham:
1). Confederate karate
2). DJ-ing in the local OPD
3). Window-shopping Windows at an Apple store
A Prasham, without exception, is always descended from a Prasham father and a Prasham mother.
FAQs:
Q. If I eat a Prasham, will he eat me back?
A. No, a Prasham is incapable of expressing love as such.
Q. Were Prasham's first words really "What's the Wi-Fi password in here?"
A. No, but he has allegedly been quoted asking for suppositories to be "shoved up my stunted ass".
Q. Does a Prasham grow his own underwear in December?
A. No, but the Prasham wardrobe malfunction was the reason Google introduced image searches in 2001.
Quotes by Prasham:
"Republican marriages sound awesome until you google them"
"On one hand, I feel great. On the other hand, I have five fingers."
"If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use lubricant."
References to Prasham in pop culture:
"You're gonna need a bigger boat"-Jaws (1975), describing an aquatic Prasham.
"Say my name"-Breaking Bad (2008), a scene where the titular protagonist forgets his own name.
"I am your father"-unknown TV show (dated).
"If you're a Prasham stan, there is no explanation necessary. If you're not a Prasham stan, there is no explanation possible"-Literally every girl
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by SmartAssIsa November 17, 2010
Get the Ah prease mug.Textbook preaching occurs when a teacher (usually a supply/cover teacher who is relatively inexperienced) teaches pupils by relying solely on the contents of whichever textbook relates to her current lesson (e.g. a teacher covering in Chemistry reading verbatim from a chemistry textbook)
More often than not, this method does absolutely nothing to help students learn, other than reinforcing already-negative attitudes about supply teachers and forcing pupils to seek out their own means of learning.
The only exceptions include teachers assigning tasks from the textbook or simply asking students to read extracts.
More often than not, this method does absolutely nothing to help students learn, other than reinforcing already-negative attitudes about supply teachers and forcing pupils to seek out their own means of learning.
The only exceptions include teachers assigning tasks from the textbook or simply asking students to read extracts.
Pupil 1: Can you believe that? The supply teacher isn't even bothering, is she?
Pupil 2: How so?
Pupil 1: She's reading the contents of the textbook word-for-word! Classic case of textbook preaching.
Pupil 2: True that.
Pupil 2: How so?
Pupil 1: She's reading the contents of the textbook word-for-word! Classic case of textbook preaching.
Pupil 2: True that.
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